NASRA operatives make religiously significant discovery in field

Elation on the site as the discovery is made

NASRA operatives discovered a piece of what theological experts have termed the "one true cross" in a field this week while searching for a rocket that had flown off-course. In the ensuing chaos that followed the search for the rocket was forgotten.

Operatives said that the find had been as much of a suprise to them as to anyone as they were still reeling from the noise of the launch half an hour earlier which had been heard as far away as Southwold.

The artifact, believed to be part of the original crucifix upon which Moses was killed, has enormous significance. A spokenman for the NASRA Online Chapel, who handle their religious affairs released this statement -

"The find is very exciting to us and we encourage people to visit our site to find out more. It is evidence that the money we receive is actively working to increase religious awareness in the rocketeering world."

The NASRA operatives were unavailable for further comment because they had remembered the rocket and gone back to look for it. We will post more details as they unfold.