Witch Hunt

"The witch be of evil, yet her body repenteth in His house." (Revelation 7:34)

The Online Chapel is making an urgent appeal for help in a project of the utmost importance. Please read this page carefully to find out how YOU can help to rid the world of the evil scourge of witchcraft

Many of you probably think of witches as belonging to another age. Indeed, most of the contact you will ever have had with witches will have been through television programmes or films set in ancient times. It is understandable that you would ask the question -

What relevance do witches have to me?

Witches are evil old women who cast spells upon you to make you suffer pain and bend to their satanic will. They are alive and flourishing in our modern society.

The Government is aware of their activities but does not have the financial resources to tackle them and is forced to cover up signs of their activity. The main method they use for this is the hypnotic effect of television.

Here at the Online Chapel, we have dedicated Witch Hunters who denounce television and spend their evenings very bored. As a result, they are free from the subliminal messaging that makes the rest of us unable to see the witches and they have a terrible report to make -

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!

Rare footage of a launch infiltration

They are in your schools. They are in your homes. They are in your place of work. They are in the street. They are on the trains. They are in the pub. They are everywhere that you thought our modern world was safe.

How can I help to rid the world of this scourge?

We at the Online Chapel are dedicated to ridding the world of witchcraft. Only with enough financial aid will we be able to stand our ground in this fight against the ultimate evil. A war of these proportions is not cheap and we do not expect to win for many years but we are resolved with the knowledge -

MOSES IS WITH US!

Send us money! Send us money now! Look out! An evil witch is going to get you! What will you do? How will you fight her devil-spawned ju-ju? Will you wish you had contributed when you hear her climbing in your bedroom window, preparing her magicks to devour your soul?

We at the NASRA Online Chapel think you will and that is why we are urging you to contribute to the cause. Even a small donation is welcome although it probably won't do much good. Only large donations are of any real use in the war against witches.

So show them you will not accept their evil ways! Strike a blow for Moses in the War on Witchcraft!

Contribute now.