Chris 1 Launch Reactions
In a bunker outside Norwich the commanders of DAJPL have just finished the Chris 1 Post-Launch celebrations. These celeb...SoBig.F Worm Claims to Come from NASRA
The W32.SoBig.F Worm has been found to be spreading in emails preporting to be from web.feedback@nasra.org.uk. This is a... Take to the skies? That's just Plane Crazy
NASRA High Command have revealed a new interest in aerial modelling - just not of the rocketry kind! In addition to the ... Court Appearance "goes smoothly" for DAJPL
At a court appearance before a specially comissioned joint International Court of International and Maritime Law, DAJPL ... Operation Crimson Dawn claims first Casualtys
NASRA High Command regret to announce the following casualties resulting from operations arising directly to Operation C... DAJPL Reveal Operation Crimson Dawn
Early this morning the press officials of Dave's Advanced Jet Propulsion Laborotory have reveled the latest plan to get ... Inter-departmental 'quibbles' threaten to delay the MicroRocket
DAJPL officials made an official statement today following days of emergency meetings regarding the MicroRocket project.... Tensions at NASRA Bagdad HQ Rise
In the early hours (Bagdad Time) yesterday morning, the local NASRA commanders were dealt a devistating blow when the UN... DAJPL Step up 'Homeland Security'
At a meeting in the Norfolk HQ today, DAJPL high command decided to step up the priority of their homeland and home reso... DAJPL Announce Fermi Project Progress
DAJPL's Indonesian Research and Development Center (DAJPL Anciliary Systems Command East) today announced that they woul... DAJPL Secure Further Funding
DAJPL have signed a contract with middle eastern factions that will ensure funding increases to several classified DAJPL... Norwich flight engineers confirm involvement with TopThree
Engineers working for DAJPL's Norwich UK Flight Team 4 today confirmed that they had been involved in the ignition syste... NASRA Audit Investigators Give DAJPL a Clean Bill of Health
Speaking in Bonn yesterday, Dr Vanquous Von Varadiczh (Director of Finance for DAJPL) stated that the recent general aud... Uranium Mines to Close
Sources in Kandahar today confirmed that at least two of the DAJPL Uranium mines located there are to close.
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