Work for NASRA Flight Data Systems Division
NASRA FDS offers an exciting and challenging work environment for any keen
and comitted team player. Working for FDS not only gives you the opportunity
to work for one of the most dynamic divisions of Norfolk's foremost
rocketry association, but also gives employees the standard NASRA employment
benefits. NASRA benefits available to all staff include:
- Free Burial Service - if you are killed in an accident at NASRA, and
your body has not been entirely incinirated in the incandescent fury of a
plutonium-powered rocket CATO about 12 feet away from you, your family will
not be charged for burial.
- Free Frontal Labotomy - all staff required to be within 5 miles of a
NASRA launch will be entitled to a free labotomy by our NASRA qualified
medical team (to qualify as a NASRA media you must watch a minimum of 5
episodes of Casualty).
To get more insight into working for NASRA FDS, why not read about a
Day in the Life of Jonah B Marnie who is
a Project Manager for NASRA FDS and based at FDS headquarters, Norwich, UK.
Current Vacancies
- NASRIS/FDS Data Interface Programmer
Based at FDS Headquarters, Norwich, UK. Salary starting at £35,000 pa
This role will involve developing key data devices on our systems interface
with NASRIS which is managed by NASRA Data Systems Division. Experience
in C, C++, SQL, Cobol, Fortran and LISP is essential as is 5 years experience
working within the contraceptive retail market.
- FDS Data System Development Manager
Based between FDS Headquarters, Norwich, UK and DAJPL, Secret. Salary starting at £75,000 pa
This role will involve managing the systems development teams working for FDS.
The role will include performance monitoring of staff, successful delivery of
projects, and execution of staff found selling NASRA secrets. You must have
at least completed 1 year of high-school. Ability to write your own name
is preferable.
- FDS Suicide Squad
Based in the field at launch sites. Salary starting at £4 pa
This role will involve performing tasks which will result in certain death. These
tasks are varied and include helping to hold the rocket vertical while it
is launched if a launch lug fails, as well as putting your hands around
the engines to ensure they don't go out in a wind.